:39:03
I'm entirely in your debt.
:39:06
And where would a brave knight be
without his noble steed.
:39:10
I hope you heard that.
She called me a noble steed.
:39:13
She thinks I'm a steed.
:39:16
The battle is won.
You may remove your helmet good sir knight.
:39:20
-Aah, no.
-Why not?
:39:24
I have helmet hair.
:39:25
Please.
I wouldst look upon the face of my rescuer.
:39:28
Oh, no, you wouldn't, dust.
:39:31
But, how will you kiss me?
:39:33
What? That wasn't in a job description.
:39:37
-Maybe it's a perk?
-No. It's destiny.
:39:41
You must know how it goes.
:39:44
A princess locked in a tower and beset
by a dragon is rescued by a brave knight.
:39:50
And then they share
true love's first kiss.
:39:54
With Shrek? You think, wait...
:39:56
...you think Shrek is your true love?
:39:59
Well, yes.
:40:05
You think that Shrek is your true love.
:40:07
What is so funny?
:40:09
Let's just say,
I'm not your type, ok?
:40:12
Of course you are.
You're my rescuer.
:40:15
Now, now remove your helmet.
:40:17
Look.
I really don't think this is a good idea.
:40:20
-Just take off the helmet.
:40:22
-I'm not going to.
:40:22
-Take it off!
:40:23
-No!
:40:24
-Now!
:40:24
-Ok, easy.
:40:27
As you command your highness.
:40:40
You're an Ogre.
:40:43
Oh, you were expecting Prince Charming.
:40:46
Well, yes, actually.
:40:51
Oh no. This is all wrong.
You're not supposed to be an Ogre.
:40:57
Princess, I was sent to rescue you
by lord Farquaad, ok?