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Thursday,
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the Crawford girl.
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I've gone all hot.
:31:16
All right, I admt it.
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I'm straight.
:31:19
But look, we can keep this
to ourselves, can't we?
:31:22
Fellas?
:31:23
I'm just curious:
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Why have
everyone in town think
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you're a pillow biter?
:31:27
I'm a hairdresser,
for fuck's sake.
:31:29
It's what they expect.
:31:30
Anyway,
it makes them feel comfortable
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to think I'm one of the girls.
:31:33
Plus no one suspects
you're tomcatting
:31:35
half the wives and daughters
around the district.
:31:39
Yeah, well.
:31:42
Look, any chance
I can buy these photos?
:31:44
No.
:31:47
However,
:31:49
we would be willing
to trade them.
:31:51
Trade them?
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For what?
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First, you have to learn
to think gay.
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So from now one,
it's not "me" or "I."
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No, no, no.
:32:06
You refer to yourselves
as "she" and "her."
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Got it?
:32:10
Right.
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Secondly, it's all
a matter of learning
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some body language
and some gestures.
:32:16
First and most importantly,
the walk.
:32:18
Now, hold your hand out
as if you're being led
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onto the dance floor
by Prince Charmng.
:32:23
Who?
:32:24
Prince Charmng.
:32:27
Listen to me, please.
Head up, bum out.
:32:29
Think Marilyn Monroe...
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crossed with a bit of penguin.
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And left shoulder,
right shoulder,
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left shoulder,
right shoulder,
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left shoulder, pivot.
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And I hope you were watching,
because now it's your turn.
:32:46
(Ralph)
Can you imagine
:32:47
how people around here
would react
:32:49
if they thought we were
a couple a whoopsies?
:32:53
"Same-sex couple," Ralph.
:32:54
We should show
a bit of respect.
:32:56
I mean, if it hadn't been
for the good ol' poofters,
:32:59
we wouldn't be getting
this opportunity.