:02:01
What kind of milk you drinking?
:02:04
- What?
- A baby...
:02:07
...who can perform
superhuman feats...
:02:09
...communicate to both
babies and adults...
:02:12
...and defend the children
of the world.
:02:14
That creates a paradox
which defies rational elucidation.
:02:19
In English, Finkleman.
:02:24
I think he's saying
you're full of...
:02:27
- Sorry.
- What kind of milk you drinking, Alex?
:02:32
And you're trying to tell us...
:02:34
...that this Kahuna is related to both
you and your cousins Sly and Whit?
:02:39
Oh, whoa. Wait a minute.
What don't you understand?
:02:43
Look, sit back and let me
tell you another story...
:02:47
...about the legendary Kahuna
and his archenemy, Captain Kane.
:02:53
This one happened
a long, long time ago...
:02:56
...in East Berlin in 196 2.
:02:59
You know, the Berlin Wall
and all that stuff?
:03:19
Now, we've heard
about all kinds of superheroes.
:03:23
Superman, Superwoman,
Superthis, Superthat.
:03:27
And they always do super things
and save everybody.
:03:31
But this is the story
of a real superhero...
:03:33
...a little boy who looks
after the children of the world.
:03:37
All the children.
:03:41
Showtime.
:03:54
Locking in four-wheel drive.