1:20:09
Oh, no.
1:20:11
I hate babies.
1:20:14
- I hated being a baby.
- Don't you worry, little Billy.
1:20:18
I'll feed you.
I'll take care of you.
1:20:20
I'll even change your diaper.
1:20:22
I'm warning you, Crowe.
1:20:24
I'm Bill Biscane. If you touch
my diapers, you're fired.
1:20:27
- Oh, you dear boy.
- Put me down. I can drool by myself.
1:20:31
Put me down.
1:20:33
This has gotta be the most
amazing day in history.
1:20:37
And you have a lot
of explaining to do.
1:20:40
- Well, where do I start?
- From the beginning.
1:20:43
You wanna hear the story?
1:20:44
Okay, guys. It's time for me
to pack up and move on.
1:20:48
Maybe someday we could beat
some bad guys up together...
1:20:51
...and then we'd get
a chocolate shake after.
1:20:54
Deep down we both know, kids,
if that stroller leaves from here...
1:20:58
...and you're not on it, you'll regret it.
Maybe not today...
1:21:02
...maybe not tomorrow, but soon,
and for the rest of your lives.
1:21:06
You don't have to leave.
1:21:10
You don't have to go away.
You can come live with us.
1:21:14
You know I can't do that.
1:21:16
- Why not?
- Kid...
1:21:19
I wanna work side by side
with my best friend, Kahuna.
1:21:23
We'll always be friends.
1:21:26
Wait a second.
None of this is making sense.
1:21:28
- Go back...
- Wait a minute.
1:21:30
Is Kahuna leaving?
1:21:32
I'll tell you something, Arch,
something I think you already know.
1:21:36
- What's that?
- You got a couple of real heroes...
1:21:39
...at home.
1:21:44
Yeah.
1:21:46
Yeah, I really do.
1:21:50
- Who's the big hero?
- Daddy! I love you.
1:21:53
Who's Daddy's little hero?
1:21:54
Take care, my friends.
1:21:56
- Say, "Bye, Kahuna."
- Bye.
1:21:59
- Bye, Kahuna.
- Bye, Kahuna.