:12:04
Well. there was that earthquake
in China last night.
:12:07
China?
:12:10
Where the fuck is China?
Does Betty from Norwich give a...
:12:16
flying fuck about Hong Kong
Phooey from China?
:12:20
Sorry. Ying.
l mean. really?!
:12:24
lt's just l read on the wires
there's eight thousand dead...
:12:27
and half a million homeless.
:12:29
Don't give me the eight thousand
dead shite!
:12:31
lf one of them was Prince fucking
Philip. then l'd be interested!
:12:36
Listen we'll do cancer at seven
forty-five...
:12:39
and after the news we'll do the
psychic who speaks to Elvis. okay?
:12:47
Who are you anyway?
:12:50
l'm the new... runner.
:12:53
Go and do some fucking running
and get me a coffee or something!
:13:07
ls that for the boss?
No milk...
:13:09
he'll go mental if it's got
milk in it.
:13:11
Thanks.
:13:15
You're not gonna believe this.
They're making me do it in pink!
:13:19
We specifically said that Breakfast
TV would be in leather ...
:13:21
and the kids' show would be
in pink. right?
:13:24
Excuse me. what's this? l asked
for black decaf with no sugar.
:13:27
-You said with milk.
-Do you know who l am?
:13:31
No.
:13:35
When I need cheering up.
I visit nana.
:13:38
She's not an easy person to Ieave.
even if you're just the gas man.
:13:40
And she's got some strange habits.
:13:43
Like taIking to her husband who
died a few years ago.
:13:46
She aIso keeps her money in her
underpants.
:13:49
At Ieast it keeps the muggers
away.
:13:51
You've hardly had anything.
A big boy like you.
:13:54
l can wrap it in a little foil
for you.
:13:57
That's really sweet of you. but...
:13:59
l've got to get back to work.
madam.