Team America: World Police
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He is a natural born leader.
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I've heard a lot about your acting Mr. Johnston
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I hope it's as good as they say it is.
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And this is Sarah. The top empath from Berkely school
for the clairvoyant in San Franciso.

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I sense that you are slightly confused right now.
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That's suppose to be Carson's replacement?
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A fucking actor?
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Don't mind Chris. He may be lacking courtesy
but he is the best martial art expert Detroit has to offer.

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That's right actor. Just stay the fuck away from me.
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And finally we have our psychology expert. Where is Lisa?
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Right here.
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Gary, this is Lisa. She specializes in how the terrorists think.
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Usually a case of malignant narcissism brought under in childhood.
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We've been doing our best to keep the world safe, Gary.
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But now somebody has supplied the terrorists with WMDs.
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And Intelligence tells us they plan to use them.
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Isn't that right Intelligence?
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That is affirmative!
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Intelligence?
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The most sophisticated computer in the world.
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I've intercepted communications that several terrorists groups
are being organized for one massive world wide attack.

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From what Intelligence has gathered it would be 911 times 100.
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911 times 100 Jesus that's ...
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... yes, 91100.
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Basically all the worst parts of the Bible.
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So now you see why we need you.
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We will disguise you as a terrorist and take you deep
into the Middle East. If your acting is successful

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you'll be able to get us all the information
we need to stop this whole thing from happening.

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Of course ... if you are not interested ...
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there's the door.

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