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The time has come for us to start using our acting talents in a different way.
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Yes we can use our powers to change the world.
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erg!erg!erg!
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We'll persuvade everyone to drive hybrid cars and stop smoking.
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If we focus our acting on global politics
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we can change everything and stuff!
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erg!erg!erg!
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As actors it's our responsibility to read the newspapers
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and then say what we read on television like it's our own opinion.
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Matt Damon
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We'll all done action films.
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If anyone tries to get in our way
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we'll show them how tough we actors really are.
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erg!erg!erg!
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I am glad you all agree
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because I've just been contacted by a very important political leader
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who has bringing all the world leaders together
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for a massive international peace conference
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and he wants us to be the keynote speakers.
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erg!erg!erg!
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Matt Damon!
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erg!erg!erg!
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Say hello to our new partner!
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Hello?
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erg!erg!erg!
1:02:23
Stop it! Stop it! You are killing him.
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I am gonna fucking kill you.
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You are not in the position to kill anyone,
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my red, white and blue friend.
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So you are the bastard planning 911 times a thousand.
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No, you think so small.
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You see, I am about to have an elaborate peace ceremony!
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And while all the world's most important peoples are distracted here
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I will detonate the WMDs
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which I have given to terrorists all around the globe.
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It will be 911 times 2356.