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children are walking to school,
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friends are sitting in movie theaters.
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all completely unaware that the world is about to change forever.
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All because of me!
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Stop that man!
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Gary
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Team America?
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God damn it!
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Sorry to interrupt the show everyone
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but Kim Jong-Il is an international criminal!
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We are here to arrest him!
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Oh no you are not!
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This is a peace conference and if you even try to touch Kim Jong-Il,
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this audience and I will rise up against you.
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Team there is no time!
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You have to convince that audience to let you do your job!
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Gary you've got to take the stage.
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No, I can't upstage Alec Baldwin...
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He is the best actor in the world!
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You have to try.
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I am not that good.
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Actually! You are the finest actor I've never met.
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Come on Gary! Hurry, you've got to act fast.
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I know you all don't like Team America a whole lot right now but ...
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Kim Jong-Il is a lot worse.
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You can't outact me boy. Don't even try!
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For the truth is that Team America fights...
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for the billion dollar corporations!
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They are just as bad as the enemies they fight.
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No we aren't!
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We are dicks!
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We are reckless arrogent stupid dicks.
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And the Film Actors Guild are pussies.