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And Kim Jong-Il is an asshole.
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Pussies don't like dicks
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because pussies get fucked by dicks.
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But dicks also fuck assholes.
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Assholes who just want to shit on everything.
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Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way.
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But the only thing that can fuck an asshole...
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is a dick...with some balls.
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The problem with dicks...
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is sometimes they fuck too much!
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Or fuck what isn't appropiate...
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Yes Gary, yes!
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And it takes a pussy to show him that.
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But sometimes pussies get so full of shit...
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that they become assholes themselves!
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Because pussies are only an inch and half away form assholes.
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I don't know much in this crazy crazy world...
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but I do know ...
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that if you don't let us fuck this asshole,
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we are going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit.
1:28:27
Stop what you are doing Kim Jong-Il!
1:28:32
Do something Alec Baldwin!
1:28:35
The global warming and corporate America ...
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Fire you! You are worthless Alec Baldwin!
1:28:53
Don't fucking move!
1:28:54
You were all going to be treated to a fabulous show!
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- But now party is over for I am the great Kim Jong-Il.
- Lisa!