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Archaeology?
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Growing up I wanted to be
like Donald Johanson.
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Who's that?
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In '74 he discovered the missing
link between humans and apes.
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He was teaching
at Arizona State.
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Everything works out
for the best.
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How's that?
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My girlfriend
didn't want to leave home.
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I was learning to be a cook
in my uncle's restaurant.
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That was better than
Archaeology at Arizona State?
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It was reality.
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Do I look like an archaeologist?
Do I talk like one?
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I don't know.
I've never met one.
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I got a brain full of
football stats and recipes.
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Donald Johanson mind that
lowa State is called the Hawkeyes...
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and or that oregano
tastes great in gaspacho.
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How do you know what
stupid shit he knows?
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Certain people aren't
supposed to do certain things.
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I don't believe that.
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All I know is where I grew up,
it was the same for everybody...
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your favorite team
was the Flyers.
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Your favorite group was Kiss.
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Your favorite "Charlie's Angel"
was Farrah.
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You wore Adidas sweatsuits
and Puma sneakers.
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You smoked Marlboros
by twelve...
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you wanted to look like Travolta
and act like Serpico.
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I wanted to go on excavations
to find lost cities...
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that's for
geeks and weirdoes.
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I was afraid to tell Kate Jackson
was my favorite "Charlie's Angel".
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I don't think people
would have cared.
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Well, maybe not in Jasper,
but in my neighborhood...
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you got to a certain age, when you
see that Missus Zito's backyard...
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wasn't fucking Cairo.
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Missus Zito?
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I used to stuff
my knapsack with...
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shovels and notebooks and I'd go
wherever there was some dirt.
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And I go to parks and playgrounds
and I go to backyards.