:42:00
lt's healthier ham,
and it's better for Todd...
:42:03
because he needs
to stay in shape.
:42:04
Do you know what
a healthy cookout is?
:42:06
No, no, no. Don't
answer that question.
:42:08
Because there's
no such thing...
:42:10
as a healthy cookout.
:42:11
Look around this counter.
:42:12
You see anything healthy?
:42:14
Look at this.
:42:15
Chitterlings-- sodium.
:42:16
Macaroni and cheese--
sodium.
:42:17
Greens-- sodium,
black-eyed peas-- sodium...
:42:19
potato salad-- sodium.
:42:20
Sodium, sodium,
sodium! OK?
:42:21
And as for Todd...
:42:24
that boy's eaten
so much sodium...
:42:25
he could crap a salt lick.
:42:27
Didn't keep him out of
the pros, now did it?
:42:29
Little Brittany,
l need a ham.
:42:33
And l want that ham
to be...what?
:42:35
Sodium.
:42:36
With sodium.
:42:38
OK.
:42:41
Good girl.
:42:42
Excuse me.
:42:44
May l have a glass of--
:42:47
Ms. Peters!
:42:49
Help me, Jesus.
:42:52
Quick now. And don't forget
my cast-iron pot...
:42:55
because Lady Em gonna try
to outdo my cornbread...
:42:57
as if she could.
:42:59
Come on, Ma.
Why does everything...
:43:01
between you and Auntie Em
have to be a competition?
:43:03
Honey, there is
no competition...
:43:05
because l'm better
than she is.
:43:07
Now get in the house.
:43:09
Frank, shake a tailfeather.
:43:11
Give me a hand, Grandpa?
:43:13
Nope. My hands are
already filled, son.
:43:21
Ho. Ho. Ho.
:43:23
Stop right there.
:43:25
Stop, you, right there.
:43:29
Look, cut the engine off...
:43:31
but don't turn off that record.
That's my jam.
:43:33
Yo, l'm here
to see Todd Andersen.
:43:35
Oh, no, l don't
think so. He's over.
:43:37
He's over? What you mean?
He lives here, don't he?
:43:40
Well, see, regulation 42-B,
subsection 6, clearly states...
:43:43
that residents are allowed
a limited number of visitors.
:43:47
You mean to tell me l can't
even see my own cousin?
:43:50
That's exactly
what l'm saying.
:43:52
All right, you know what?
:43:53
Listen up, rent-a-cop.
:43:54
You don't even have a gun.
:43:56
You have a flashlight,
all right?
:43:58
l didn't drive all the way
up here for nothing.