The Cookout
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lt's healthier ham,
and it's better for Todd...

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because he needs
to stay in shape.

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Do you know what
a healthy cookout is?

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No, no, no. Don't
answer that question.

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Because there's
no such thing...

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as a healthy cookout.
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Look around this counter.
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You see anything healthy?
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Look at this.
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Chitterlings-- sodium.
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Macaroni and cheese--
sodium.

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Greens-- sodium,
black-eyed peas-- sodium...

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potato salad-- sodium.
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Sodium, sodium,
sodium! OK?

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And as for Todd...
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that boy's eaten
so much sodium...

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he could crap a salt lick.
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Didn't keep him out of
the pros, now did it?

:42:29
Little Brittany,
l need a ham.

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And l want that ham
to be...what?

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Sodium.
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With sodium.
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OK.
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Good girl.
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Excuse me.
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May l have a glass of--
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Ms. Peters!
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Help me, Jesus.
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Quick now. And don't forget
my cast-iron pot...

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because Lady Em gonna try
to outdo my cornbread...

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as if she could.
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Come on, Ma.
Why does everything...

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between you and Auntie Em
have to be a competition?

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Honey, there is
no competition...

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because l'm better
than she is.

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Now get in the house.
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Frank, shake a tailfeather.
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Give me a hand, Grandpa?
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Nope. My hands are
already filled, son.

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Ho. Ho. Ho.
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Stop right there.
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Stop, you, right there.
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Look, cut the engine off...
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but don't turn off that record.
That's my jam.

:43:33
Yo, l'm here
to see Todd Andersen.

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Oh, no, l don't
think so. He's over.

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He's over? What you mean?
He lives here, don't he?

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Well, see, regulation 42-B,
subsection 6, clearly states...

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that residents are allowed
a limited number of visitors.

:43:47
You mean to tell me l can't
even see my own cousin?

:43:50
That's exactly
what l'm saying.

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All right, you know what?
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Listen up, rent-a-cop.
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You don't even have a gun.
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You have a flashlight,
all right?

:43:58
l didn't drive all the way
up here for nothing.


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