:06:01
Most humans, anyhow,
:06:03
Like that ballplayer said,
''The world's got two kind of folks,''
:06:08
''Them that's got the piles
and them that's goin' get 'em,''
:06:13
But you always was healthy as a ox,
:06:16
Passed on 'fore you could get the piles,
Mm-hm,
:06:20
Ooh, thank the Lord you never was sick,
:06:23
l just want to pass away
nice and peaceful,
:06:29
Go to sleep one night, wake up
in the glory land! Whoo!
:06:54
Pickles!
:06:59
- Go fetch Pickles!
- Pickles?
:07:04
Oh, he's up that tree again!
You'd better shimmy on up,
:07:09
Well, l do apologize, madam, but,,,
:07:12
won't the feline eventually tire
of his lonely perch
:07:15
and, pining for his master's affection,
return on his own initiative?
:07:18
Uh, the point being,
must we actually ascend the tree?
:07:24
Look, l don't want no doubletalk,
:07:27
Now, if you not gon' fetch him,
l guess l gotta call the police,
:07:30
- Police?
- And they not goin' be happy,
:07:32
Every time they have to fetch him,
they swear they'll never do it no more,
:07:37
No need to call the authorities, madam,
:07:41
l did this often as a child,
:07:43
l was a positive lemur,
Here, kitty!
:07:47
- Oh, don't upset him now!
- l wouldn't think of it, madam,
:07:50
Harmless little Felix domesticus,
:07:55
Here, Kitty,
Come to G,H,
:07:59
Come, come,
Here, kitty, Here, kitty,