:34:03
Some kind of man,
:34:07
Oh, goddamn! Come on, girl,
let me get one little peek,
:34:10
Don't be cruel,
Come on, just one butt cheek,
:34:12
Pull that ass out and make it clap,
:34:15
Aw, just 'cause l'm dressed like a janitor,
don't mean you gotta do me dirty,
:34:19
This muthafucka's hit the jackpot,
Come on, girl,
:34:22
Come over here and blow on these dice,
:34:23
You know, l'm a seven on the roll now,
but l'm a 1 0 the hard way,
:34:26
and l ain't just talkin' crap,
:34:30
Mr, Gudge, she had a ass
that could pull a bus,
:34:34
l mean, Gudge, it was more than an ass,
it was literature,
:34:38
Yeah, l don't care how big her ass was,
MacSam, You're fired,
:34:42
You say what?
:34:43
There is no fraternizing with customers
on the Bandit Queen,
:34:46
- Clean out your locker,
- But, Mr, Gudge, l wasn't fraterniz,,,
:34:48
l said get outta here,
You're fired,
:34:50
You can't fire me!
l'll sue your ass!
:34:54
Sue me?
For what?
:34:56
For fuckin' punitive damages, man!
:34:58
- Punitive damages,
- Yeah,
:34:59
Punitive damages,
You goddamn skippy!
:35:01
- Punitive damages,
- l see why you firin' me, Mr, Gudge,
:35:05
Yeah, it's simple and plain,
You firin' me 'cause l'm black,
:35:11
MacSam, everybody
on the custodial staff is black,
:35:15
Your replacement is gonna be black,
:35:17
His replacement, no doubt, will be black!
:35:21
Well, the fuckin' judge is goin' be black,
muthafucka,
:35:24
- Oh,
- And you?
:35:25
- You gon' stand tall before the man,
- Oh,
:35:27
And your replacement's gonna be black,
:35:29
- muthafucka!
- Thank you,
:35:33
Oh, my,
:35:35
Oh, my, my, my,
my, my, my, my,
:35:37
This is a severe setback,
:35:39
l am distraught,
l'm more than distraught,
:35:41
l am devastated,
:35:43
l-l'm beside myself,
l'm at a positive loss for words,
:35:47
- You still talkin' OK, though,
- Have you all decided?
:35:51
Madam, we must have waffles,
We must all have waffles forthwith,
:35:56
We must all think,
We must all have waffles
:35:58
and think, each and every one of us,
to the very best of his ability,