:44:02
Mrs, Munson, don't,,,
You don't have to,,,
:44:05
Mrs, Munson?
:44:06
Why, Professor!
:44:09
What in the world are you doin'
havin' tea down there?
:44:14
Uh,,, Mrs, Munson?
:44:15
Oh, Lord Jesus,
:44:25
- Mrs, Munson?
- Land of Goshen, child!
:44:28
- Come on out from under there!
- Mrs, Munson, my pager just went off,
:44:33
l got to go, Mm-hm,
l'll meet you and your friend later,
:44:41
That was refreshing,
:44:44
Y'all have a good evenin' now!
:44:45
As you know, we academics are
inordinately fond of wedgin' ourselves
:44:48
- into confined spaces,
- Mm!
:44:51
At Yale, the students will see how many
of their number they can enclose
:44:55
in a telephone booth,
At Harvard, a broom closet,
:44:57
Oh! Hope l didn't spill my tea,
:45:01
Well, what the hell is this?
:45:06
l guess it's just my way of sayin', um,,,
:45:10
Oh, well, goddamn it, Mr, Gudge,
Look here, l,,,
:45:14
l don't know what it's like
walkin' in your shoes,
:45:16
You know, with you bein'
a tight-ass and all,
:45:18
And l'm pretty sure you don't know
what it's like walkin' in my shoes,
:45:23
See, Mr, Gudge,
there's the custodian, right?
:45:26
And then there's the man
inside the custodian,
:45:29
And that's the motherfucker
we got a problem with,
:45:32
See, 'cause that man,
he got needs, Mr, Gudge,
:45:34
and normally those needs
gotta do with women with big asses,
:45:38
l guess my point bein' is
l realize l'm a bunkie junkie,
:45:42
But if you woulda seen the kettle drums
on this girl, Mr, Gudge, whew!
:45:46
Well,,, we all human,
:45:50
This apology buys you
a one-week probationary period,
:45:56
Thank you, Mr, Gudge,
:45:57
Stay away from the customers,
MacSam,