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OK, folks, here they come.
Lots of applause.
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The marvellous Harry Secombe,
the delightful Spike Milligan...
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Oh, and Peter Sellers.
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This is the BBC Home Service.
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It's time for...
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Another remarkable 1957 edition
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of the wireless, talking type... Goon Show!
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You sir, with the linen hair and oily suit.
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What is it that you want,
you sick and twisted boy?
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I must ask you to empty your pockets.
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Ah, quit stalling, man. Empty your pockets.
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Now listen to me, Neddie,
that is our entire worldly wealth.
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What, what, what, what, what? Then what's
that ominous bulge in the seat of his trousers?
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Oh, just some leather meringues.
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Listen to me, my good man, we'd like
to hire your stained-glass battering ram.
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- Ooh, what for?
- How about two shillings?
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- I haven't got two shillings.
- We'll take it anyway.
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No! You dirty, rotten swine!
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You broke my little cardboard sword.
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A stowaway, I sayl Come on outl
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All right, I will come out.
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Send in Mr Sellers.