:12:03
Two of them do not share the quality
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of producing blue flowers
in mineral-rich soils.
:12:16
Allow me to introduce
our American visitors.
:12:20
I must ask you to forgive
their somewhat lackadaisical manners,
:12:23
but I have conditioned them,
:12:25
or brainwashed them, which I
understand is the new American word,
:12:29
to believe that they are
waiting out a storm
:12:32
in the lobby of a small hotel
in New Jersey
:12:34
where a meeting of
the ladies' garden club is in progress.
:12:38
You will notice
that I have told them they may smoke.
:12:43
I've allowed my people to have a little fun
:12:46
in the selection of
bizarre tobacco substitutes!
:12:51
Are you enjoying your cigarette, Ed?
:12:54
Yes, ma'am.
:12:56
Yak dung.
:12:58
Oh..."Tastes good...
like a cigarette should!"
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Now then, comrades...
:13:05
May I present the famous Raymond Shaw.
:13:08
Young man, you've flown 8,000 miles
to this dreary spot in Manchuria to see.
:13:14
Raymond, pull your chair
over here by me, please.
:13:19
I am sure you've all heard
the old wives' tale
:13:22
that no hypnotised subject
may be forced to do
:13:25
that which is repellent to
his moral nature, whatever that may be.
:13:29
Nonsense, of course!
:13:31
Oh, you note-takers might set down
a reminder to consult Brenman's paper,
:13:36
"Experiments in the Hypnotic Production
:13:39
of Antisocial and
Self-Injurious Behaviour",
:13:42
or Wells' 1941 paper which was titled,
:13:44
I believe, "Experiments in
the Hypnotic Production of Crime".
:13:48
Or, of course, Andrew Salter's remarkable
book, "Conditioned Reflex Therapy",
:13:54
to name only three.
:13:56
Or, if it offends you
that only the West is working
:13:59
to manufacture more crime
and better criminals