:14:06
Sorry.
:14:11
- I'll prove it.
- How?
:14:13
I don't know. I'll text him. Something
raunchy. See if he responds.
:14:19
- He'll know it's from your phone.
- I'll buy a new one.
:14:22
- And if he rings?
- He won't ring.
:14:27
I'll talk to him then.
:14:29
And when he recognises
your voice?
:14:31
I'll be all sexy.
:14:33
Go on then, let's hear it.
:14:37
And more to the point,
what would you say?
:14:39
You know Filthy things.
:14:43
Alice. The nearest you get to
filthy is gardening.
:14:46
So what's it gonna be
'Come and play with my begonias'?
:14:51
Hello, Sam.
:14:54
This is Anonymous.
:14:58
Would you like to prune my bush?
:15:03
Actually, that's not bad.
:15:06
Innocent yet knowing,
with just a hint of slapper.
:15:10
Every man's perfect woman.
:15:28
Do you swap ends at half time?
:15:30
Who are you playing for next,
Danny? Queen's Park Rangers?
:15:32
Arsenal, more like
:15:33
Shut it, you. Dan ain't
no pillowbiter, right?
:15:38
You know these guys.
Just a bit of fun, yeah?
:15:39
Fun? Any more fun like that
and we'll lose the Yorkie contract.
:15:42
Where the hell's Miranda? The jury
needs to see her supporting you.
:15:45
Filming, mate. It's what she does.
:15:47
Aye, aye. Blonde eyebrows.
:15:52
Blonde eyebrows, blonde kebab.