:22:06
You're next.
:22:08
WILLIE :
Next.
:22:10
I said next, God damn it.
This is not the DMV, aII right?
:22:13
Move it aIong .
:22:17
What's your name?
You can teII me.
:22:22
I know.
How about Santa?
:22:24
If you don't teII him ,
you won't get a present.
:22:28
That's right.
:22:29
Come on and teII Santa
aII about it.
:22:35
What do you want?
:22:39
WeII , come on .
What do you want?
:22:40
A snot-rag?
:22:45
Great.
Another fucking MongoIoid .
:22:47
Marcus, get this kid off me
before he pisses on me.
:22:51
Don't fuck with my beard .
:22:53
It's not reaI .
:22:54
No shit.
:22:56
WeII , it was reaI .
:22:57
But, you see, I got sick
and aII the hair feII out.
:23:00
How did you get sick?
:23:03
I Ioved a woman
who wasn't cIean .
:23:05
Mrs. Santa?
:23:06
No.
It was her sister.
:23:07
What's it Iike
at the North PoIe?
:23:10
Like the suburbs.
:23:11
Which one?
:23:13
Apache Junction .
:23:15
What the fuck do you care?
Now, get off my Iap.
:23:18
You sit there
Iike a fucking retard .
:23:20
You are reaIIy Santa, right?
:23:22
No.
I'm an accountant.
:23:23
I wear this fucking thing as
a fashion statement, aII right?
:23:27
Okay.
:23:28
Get this kid out of here.
He's freaking me out.
:23:37
I got to get a drink on .
I'II see you tomorrow.
:23:40
Just don't come into work
stinking of booze again .
:23:43
Yeah .
Why don't you get going?
:23:44
You'II be Iate for your
''Wizard of Oz'' Candy Bar GuiId .
:23:48
LoIIipop GuiId , you asshoIe.
Jesus!
:23:50
Two-year-oIds fIip me shit
better than you .
:23:52
You saying something to me?
:23:54
Yeah . I'm gonna stick
my whoIe fist up your ass.