:26:04
Fuck me, Santa.
Fuck me, Santa.
:26:05
Fuck me, Santa. Fuck me, Santa.
Fuck me, Santa. Fuck me, Santa.
:26:08
Fuck me, Santa.
Fuck me, Santa!
:26:10
Can't I at Ieast take
this hat off?
:26:11
[ Laughing ]
No. I Iove the hat.
:26:13
[ Moans ]
Okay.
:26:15
Whoo!
[ Breathing heaviIy ]
:26:22
I've aIways had a thing
for Santa CIaus.
:26:26
In case you didn't notice.
:26:28
It's Iike some deep-seated
chiIdhood thing .
:26:31
So is my thing for tits.
:26:33
Yeah .
It is Iike that, though .
:26:35
From when you're a kid .
:26:37
'Cause my dad was Jewish ,
and we didn't have Christmas.
:26:39
So it was Iike
this forbidden thing .
:26:44
[ Laughs, cIears throat ]
:26:47
So. . .
:26:51
I Iike you .
:26:54
Don't mothbaII that suit.
:27:04
What the fuck?
:27:05
I am not gay.
:27:07
-What the heII , buddy?
-Buddy?
:27:10
I said I am not gay.
:27:12
Are you off your fucking meds
or something?
:27:15
Yes.
:27:16
But that isn't
what this is about.
:27:19
You're as queer as a $ 1 0 biII .
:27:21
Let me teII you something ,
motherfucker.
:27:23
My brother Iost a goddamn arm
fighting you fuckers in Vietnam .
:27:27
So I want you to Iook at my face
one Iast fucking time.
:27:30
This is the Iast thing you're
ever gonna see before I --
:27:33
EIf fucker!
:27:34
-Motherfucker!
-Turn around , eIf fucker.
:27:36
Who's the bitch now,
Santy CIaus? Huh?
:27:39
Faggy CIaus!
Faggy!
:27:40
Leave Santa aIone!
:27:42
LittIe boy, don't interfere.
I am doing this for aII of us.
:27:45
Leave Santa aIone!
:27:47
[ Grunts ]
:27:51
Ass cIown .