:58:01
-He curses.
-Yeah?
:58:02
-But never around chiIdren .
-Oh .
:58:04
-No criminaI record .
-Yeah .
:58:05
-No parking tickets.
-Nothing .
:58:08
-No bad habits, even .
-Oh .
:58:10
Sex, yeah .
:58:12
-But man is a sexuaI being .
-Yeah .
:58:14
-Fuckin' Darwinian .
-Oh .
:58:16
-You can't do shit about that.
-No.
:58:18
HeII , I wouIdn't want to.
:58:23
No, of course not.
I'm not advocating ceIibacy.
:58:27
Hope not. It'd be the end
of the fucking human race.
:58:30
Yeah .
:58:31
Fucks Iarge women .
:58:34
What can I say?
:58:49
Hey, Iook,
it's the retard again .
:59:02
Wedgie.
:59:03
-Yeah .
-Yeah .
:59:05
[ Screaming ]
:59:06
[ Rip ]
:59:07
WeII , what the heII do you want?
:59:09
Pokémon !
:59:10
Done.
:59:16
You probabIy shouIdn't
be digging in your ass.
:59:20
Santa. . .
:59:22
[ ChiIdren Iaughing ]
:59:24
Oh , jeez.
:59:29
-Is that your underwear?
-Part of it.
:59:31
Where the heII's the rest of it?
:59:33
No, actuaIIy, don't teII me.
What do you want?
:59:36
I was thinking I wanted a purpIe
stuffed eIephant, not pink.
:59:39
But now I changed my mind .
:59:41
-Yeah , what?
-Now I don't want an eIephant.
:59:44
I want a goriIIa named Davey
:59:46
for beating up the skateboard
kids who puII on my underwear.
:59:49
He couId take his orders
from the taIking waInut,
:59:51
so it wouIdn't be my bad thing .
:59:58
Jesus, kid .
:59:59
When I was your age,
I didn't need no goriIIa,