:02:05
Come to think of it,
I stiII might.
:02:10
Where I come from ,
we didn't ceIebrate Christmas.
:02:12
Not because we were Jewish ,
but because my dad
:02:15
was a worthIess-coward fucking
asshoIe whose idea of a present
:02:18
was a daiIy punch
to the back of the head .
:02:20
He did teach me
how to crack a safe, though .
:02:24
My dad never did shit with his
Iife, so he took it out on me.
:02:28
You couId say I'm no different.
I'd have to say you were right.
:02:31
But at this point,
it's too Iate to start over.
:02:34
Funny how things work out.
:02:36
It's fucking hiIarious.
:02:44
[ Vomits, coughs ]
:02:59
There's Santa CIaus.
Look there.
:03:06
Wow.
:03:13
Oh , my.
What a darIing photo.
:03:15
Are you certain you onIy want
the singIe?
:03:17
AdditionaI photos come in handy
as gifts for Grandma and Grandpa
:03:20
or as a wonderfuI remembrance
for friends.
:03:22
Gee.
You know what?
:03:24
This one, I think it's more
than enough .
:03:26
Thanks.
Merry Christmas.
:03:29
So, what do you want,
IittIe girI?
:03:31
A drum set.
:03:33
Oh , the oId man wiII Iove that.
:03:35
Okay. Fine.
See you Iater.
:03:46
I saw you at another maII .
:03:48
WeII , I'm very happy for you .
:03:50
You're not reaIIy Santa.
:03:52
If you were Santa,
you couId do magic.
:03:55
You want to see some magic?
:03:57
Here.
Let's watch you disappear.