:23:00
How did you get sick?
:23:03
I Ioved a woman
who wasn't cIean .
:23:05
Mrs. Santa?
:23:06
No.
It was her sister.
:23:07
What's it Iike
at the North PoIe?
:23:10
Like the suburbs.
:23:11
Which one?
:23:13
Apache Junction .
:23:15
What the fuck do you care?
Now, get off my Iap.
:23:18
You sit there
Iike a fucking retard .
:23:20
You are reaIIy Santa, right?
:23:22
No.
I'm an accountant.
:23:23
I wear this fucking thing as
a fashion statement, aII right?
:23:27
Okay.
:23:28
Get this kid out of here.
He's freaking me out.
:23:37
I got to get a drink on .
I'II see you tomorrow.
:23:40
Just don't come into work
stinking of booze again .
:23:43
Yeah .
Why don't you get going?
:23:44
You'II be Iate for your
''Wizard of Oz'' Candy Bar GuiId .
:23:48
LoIIipop GuiId , you asshoIe.
Jesus!
:23:50
Two-year-oIds fIip me shit
better than you .
:23:52
You saying something to me?
:23:54
Yeah . I'm gonna stick
my whoIe fist up your ass.
:24:05
Jingle bells, jingle bells
:24:08
Jingle all the way
:24:10
Oh, what fun it is to ride
in a one-horse open sleigh
:24:14
Jingle bells, jingle bells
:24:17
Jingle all the way
:24:19
Oh, what fun it is to ride
in a one-horse open sleigh
:24:23
Dashing through the snow
in a one-horse open sleigh
:24:28
O'er the fields we go,
laughing all the way
:24:33
Bells on bobtail ring,
making spirits bright
:24:35
What?
:24:37
What fun it is to ride and
sing a sleighing song tonight
:24:41
Jingle bells, jingle bells
:24:44
Mmm .
:24:45
Another Grand-Dad , Santa?
:24:48
Yeah .
:24:49
Yeah?
[ ChuckIes ]
:24:51
Jingle bells, jingle bells
:24:53
Jingle all the way
:24:55
Oh, what fun it is to ride
:24:57
Got a name?