:59:02
Wedgie.
:59:03
-Yeah .
-Yeah .
:59:05
[ Screaming ]
:59:06
[ Rip ]
:59:07
WeII , what the heII do you want?
:59:09
Pokémon !
:59:10
Done.
:59:16
You probabIy shouIdn't
be digging in your ass.
:59:20
Santa. . .
:59:22
[ ChiIdren Iaughing ]
:59:24
Oh , jeez.
:59:29
-Is that your underwear?
-Part of it.
:59:31
Where the heII's the rest of it?
:59:33
No, actuaIIy, don't teII me.
What do you want?
:59:36
I was thinking I wanted a purpIe
stuffed eIephant, not pink.
:59:39
But now I changed my mind .
:59:41
-Yeah , what?
-Now I don't want an eIephant.
:59:44
I want a goriIIa named Davey
:59:46
for beating up the skateboard
kids who puII on my underwear.
:59:49
He couId take his orders
from the taIking waInut,
:59:51
so it wouIdn't be my bad thing .
:59:58
Jesus, kid .
:59:59
When I was your age,
I didn't need no goriIIa,
1:00:02
and I wasn't as big
as one of your Iegs.
1:00:04
Four kids beat me up
and I went crying to my daddy.
1:00:06
-You know what he did?
-He made it aII better?
1:00:08
No, he kicked my ass.
You know why?
1:00:11
'Cause you went to the bathroom
on Mommy's dishes?
1:00:14
What the fuck?
1:00:16
No.
1:00:17
He tried to teach you
not to cry and be a man?
1:00:19
No. It's because he was
a mean , drunk son of a bitch .
1:00:24
When he wasn't busting my ass,
1:00:25
he was putting cigarettes out
on my neck.
1:00:27
The worId ain't fair.
1:00:29
You gotta take what you need
when you can get it.
1:00:31
Learn to stand up for yourseIf.
Quit being a pussy.
1:00:34
Kick these kids
in the baIIs or something .
1:00:38
Or don't.
Shit, I don't care.
1:00:40
Just Ieave me out of it.
Now, get on out of here.
1:00:42
Okay.
Thanks, Santa.
1:00:59
Go get the next Iucky boy
or girI , okay?