:03:00
Oh, so many offers, Chi Chi.
lt's an embarrassment of riches.
:03:03
First there's the Farewell World Tour.
:03:05
Chance for me to say good-bye
and thank you to all my wonderful friends.
:03:09
Writing my memoirs.
:03:11
Then l'm doing something l haven't done
in 26 years-- putting my feet up...
:03:15
reading a newspaper
without interruptions.
:03:17
Sounds good. Settle back in that
beautiful place you have in Baltimore.
:03:21
Uh, afraid the First Lady
got that one...
:03:24
in the divorce.
:03:26
- Oh, right.
- She got the best years of my life.
:03:30
But the one thing
she won't get is my title.
:03:32
To the house?
:03:34
No, the title, ""Mr. President.''
:03:37
Ohh!
:03:39
Unless donkeys fly...
:03:41
they'll be calling me ""Mr. President''
for the rest of my life.
:03:44
She can have Baltimore. l'm fine
with my lovely little summer place--
:03:48
Mooseport.
:03:50
[ Chattering, lndistinct ]
:04:10
[ Braying ]
:04:16
[ Man On Radio ] Four-tango-x-ray,
hold short of runway 1 -2.
:04:19
Sorry, Sally. We have the former president
of the United States on final.
:04:22
We've got orders to let him land first.
:04:25
- Hold short.
- Damn it.
:04:26
[ Braying ]