:15:05
l certainly would, uh...
:15:07
- [ Mouthing Word ]
- hope to get to know you all a lot better.
:15:11
Maybe we could, uh,
hit a few birdies or, uh, eagles...
:15:15
- [ Laughing ]
- at your local golf links.
:15:18
Anyway, since l'm not here
to ask for money...
:15:21
[ Chuckling ]
l don't know what else to say...
:15:25
except to thank you so much...
:15:27
for your hospitality...
:15:29
and see you around the burg.
:15:32
Hear! Hear!
:15:35
- Let's go.
- Thank you, Mr. President. That was great.
:15:36
- Let's go.
- Thank you, Mr. President. That was great.
:15:38
Uh, could a few of us
have a word with you in private?
:15:41
The president has
a limited amount of time. Sorry.
:15:44
- This'll take just a second. lt's kind of urgent.
- Certainly.
:15:47
- Right this way.
- Excuse me.
:15:53
Mr. President,
l'm sorry the timing isn't better...
:15:57
but it seems that your arrival
has coincided with something of a crisis.
:16:00
Folks, l'm the Crisismeister.
Shall l call the marines?
:16:07
- Would you care to sit down, please?
- Thank you.
:16:10
Mr. President, Amos Harmon...
:16:12
our beloved mayor of 2 4 years,
just passed away.
:16:16
- Oh, l'm sorry to hear that.
- Anyway, sir...
:16:18
the town council met an hour ago
in an emergency session...
:16:22
and voted unanimously
to beseech you, sir...
:16:25
to be our mayor.
:16:27
Your mayor?
:16:32
- Mayor! [ Giggling ]
- That's good.
:16:36
Yes, sir.
:16:38
You see, before he died, Mayor Harmon
was running, as always, unopposed.
:16:42
And with the filing deadline
tomorrow...
:16:44
we were having a dilly of a time
trying to find a replacement.
:16:48
And then Reuben here pipes up
and says, "Why not get the president?'"
:16:51
[ Shouting ]
l said, ""Get the president!''
:16:53
ln our 2 40-year history, there would be
no greater honor bestowed on our town.
:16:56
To have as our mayor
the most popular president in history.
:16:58
Popular,
with approval ratings in the 70s.