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You have the Eagle's word, okay?
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- Thank you, Mr. President! Good-bye now!
- Bye!

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- lt was my idea!
- Congratulations, Kent.

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- Congratulations, Stu.
- Oh, Morris, you might want to read this.

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Holy crap!
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[ Morris ] Thank you so much
for meeting with us again, sir.

:22:19
When we talked last night,
nobody else had put in for mayor.

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Unbeknownst to us,
lrma Brisker, our town registrar...

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took it upon herself
to persuade Harold Harrison--

:22:28
You might know him
as Handy Harrison, sir.

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Runs the hardware store. Doing some
construction work on your home, l believe.

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- To run for mayor as well.
- Well, okay then.

:22:36
You've got your mayor.
lf he wants it, he can have it.

:22:39
- Sir, it's a touch more complicated than that.
- What's complicated?

:22:42
lt's just that, you see, sir, it kind of
got out in the press that you're both in.

:22:47
- What press?
- Well--

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When the deadline passed, we called
Hunt Langley down at The Moose Call.

:22:52
He said when this got around,
it would be national news.

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Of course it'll be national news.
Press'll say l'm trying to squash a bug.

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You can rest assured, sir, that not one
of them said anything like that.

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- Did they, Stu?
- No, sir. None of them said that.

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A couple of them called it ""David and Goliath,''
but none of them said that.

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What do you mean ""them''?
Who's ""them''?

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- NBC.
- CBS.

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- Fox. lt was really exciting!
- [ Gasps ] Uh-huh.

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What, are you telling me the entire country
thinks l'm running for mayor...

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against the man
installing my toilets?

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But, sir, you said ""Eagle's word.''
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Ah, hell!
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Stop eating the fertilizer.
Go on over there.

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-[ Woman ] Look.! lt's the president.!
- Do you see him?

:23:33
- Which car is he in?
- Oh, yeah, it's him!

:23:35
- [ Bells Jingling ]
- Company's coming, and Bruce is out again.

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- What is this?
- That's Bruce the Moose, sir.

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lt's a rescued animal.
Handy's pet.

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Shouldn't it be in a zoo?
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- Afternoon, Mr. President.
- Oh, hello, Handy.

:23:53
- ls everything okay with that water heater?
- Everything is fine.

:23:56
- l just wondered if you had a minute.
- Hey, l'm Bob.

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- l'm working for you too.
- Bob, nice to see you.


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