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:10:00
Well, let's count 'em.
:10:02
One, out ofbounds.
Two, back on the tee.

:10:04
Three, in the rough.
:10:06
Four, in the sand.
:10:08
-Five,you missed completely.
- Oh!

:10:12
Six, uh, almost out of sand,
but still in it.

:10:16
Seven, finally out of the sand...
:10:19
into that sand.
:10:22
Eight, out of the sand,
into the rough.

:10:25
That's when you threw your club
at the tree. Yeah.

:10:28
[ Mutters ]
Yeah.

:10:30
Nine,you almost hit me.
:10:32
Ten,you did hit me.
:10:36
[ Clicks ]
:10:38
Eleven, on the green.
Twelve, you putt to six feet past the hole.

:10:42
-That's when you said that curse
that l've never heard before.
-[ Muttering lncoherently ]

:10:46
Thirteen, you putt to one foot
from the hole.

:10:48
Fourteen,you missed the putt.
You said, "That's a gimme. '"

:10:51
l said,
"No, there are no gimmes. '"

:10:53
Fifteen, in the hole.
:10:55
[ Sighs ]
Fifteen.

:10:59
- [ Both Laughing ]
- Oh.! That was so close.!

:11:03
All right, now,
through the sugars...

:11:07
Mm-hmm.
:11:09
and then around the saucer...
:11:11
Mm-hmm.
:11:13
and through the ketchup tunnel.
:11:15
And the winner gets Morris Gutman.
:11:18
- Married.
- Oh. Kent.

:11:21
[ Both Laughing ]
:11:23
Are you trying to get me
to throw the match?

:11:26
- Mmm. Reuben.
- Who? Who's Reuben?

:11:30
[ Shouting ]
""l said, get the president!''

:11:32
[ Laughing ]
That's a great idea.

:11:35
[ Together]
The winner gets Reuben.

:11:38
Ready?
:11:41
[ Screaming, Laughing ]
:11:47
[ Sally ]
l just need a do-over.

:11:50
Okay, Handy,you're up
about a million strokes.

:11:54
lt's the last hole.
How about double or nothing?

:11:57
What's ""double''?
What's ""nothing''?

:11:59
Well, ""nothing'' is, uh,
we're even, tie, status quo.


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