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:25:02
Somehow or another,
l can't picture Martha in a wet suit.

:25:06
Yeah, well, you're lucky.
l can't not picture it.

:25:09
[ Laughs ]
All right.

:25:20
[ Handy ] Oh.! You topped,
pulled and hooked it all in one.

:25:24
Here. Let me show you--
:25:26
Mr. President,
you've shaken a lot of hands.

:25:32
- Shake hands with the club.
- Like this?

:25:35
Yes.
Now,just look at the ball...

:25:38
and picture like
it's the former first lady.

:25:41
Just whack it.
:25:45
Blood-sucking vampire.
:25:47
Aah!
[ Groans ]

:25:48
Wow.! You two had issues.
:25:52
[ Laughing ]
Oh,Jesus!

:25:55
So, uh...
:25:58
how come you didn't ask her?
:26:00
- Ask her what?
- You know.

:26:03
Oh. Well...
:26:06
l don't know.
l probably should have.

:26:09
Scared, l guess.
:26:11
Well, marriage is a scary thing.
:26:14
l'd be the first one to tell you that.
:26:17
But once in a while there comes along
that special girl.

:26:21
No, l mean, that's just it.
She is special.

:26:26
l just figured...
:26:28
eventually...
:26:30
she'll find somebody else.
:26:33
And, you know, you always hope
that next guy will be some loser...

:26:39
not the president.
:26:45
Handy, on the 1 6th hole
of our match...

:26:49
you laid up.
:26:51
Yeah. l remember. l did.
:26:53
- You played it safe.
- So? You ended up in the water.

:26:56
l never would have been president
of the United States...

:26:59
if l'd laid up.

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