:25:01
Did l say hot? l meant not.
:25:05
-l totally hate them.
-Did you guys hear about Megan?
:25:07
She got stopped by security at Saks
trying to pull a Winona.
:25:17
God. Come on.
:25:26
-This is going to be fun.
-Move.
:25:29
Look who just flew in from the slums
of Beverly Hills.
:25:33
lt's The Beverly Ho-billies.
:25:38
-Squeeze me?
-No, you didn't.
:25:42
l'm sorry, but we just saw your new video.
:25:45
They had a screening
over at Saks Fifth Avenue...
:25:48
in the security office.
:25:51
A klept-ho-maniac.
:25:56
Your mother shops at Saks.
:25:59
What?
:26:03
My God. You want to talk about mothers?
:26:08
You want to talk about mothers.
:26:12
lt's mother time. Okay.
:26:15
Your mother's so dumb
she went to Dr. Dre for a Pap smear.
:26:18
''Something's wrong, Dr. Dre.
My coochie's doing a beatbox.''
:26:22
Yeah? Well, your mother is so stupid...
:26:24
she exercises when she could just get...
:26:27
liposuction or something.
:26:29
Your mother's so old that her breast milk
is powdered. You breast-feed like this.
:26:36
Your mother is so, like....
:26:39
She's so....
:26:42
Megan, you go.
:26:44
Your mother is so stupid...
:26:46
that she goes to Barneys Rooftop
Deck Restaurant for lunch...
:26:49
and orders a niçoise salad and calls it
a ''ni-coise'' salad.
:26:53
''Ni-coise'' salad, right?
:26:55
Your mother's ass is so hairy...
:26:57
it looks like Don King's about to pop out
and say, ''Only in America!''