:31:04
Love you.
:31:08
Man, it may be summertime
in the Hamptons...
:31:11
but it is snowing up in here.
:31:16
Tony, hand me my boots
because l'm about to go skiing.
:31:20
-Great game last night, Latrell.
-That's what l do, baby.
:31:31
Now that's what l'm talking about.
:31:35
A white girl with a black girl's ass.
:31:40
l'm taking that home to Mama.
:31:44
Pardon me.
:31:46
Santa must've come early this year...
:31:48
because you were first on my Christmas list.
:31:52
There it is, right there.
:31:53
l want to know. Are you naughty or nice?
:31:59
Sorry, l'm not interested.
:32:03
-l'll take that as naughty.
-Naughty.
:32:07
You know what they say:
:32:09
''Once you go black,
you're going to need a wheelchair.''
:32:17
-Okay, call me later.
-As l was saying....
:32:19
Look, King Kong. Why don't you take you
and your 1980 pickup lines...
:32:23
climb the Empire State Building,
beat on your big old monkey chest...
:32:27
and then jump off? Excuse me.
:32:30
Hold up, hold on now. l'll get the--
:32:32
-This is no joke, man.
-Get your hands off me, man.
:32:37
She don't know it yet,
but that's wifey right there.
:32:42
Hello, everybody. For just one second.
:32:44
I'm Warren Vandergeld.
I'm sure most of you know me.
:32:47
And I just want to remind you
that tonight's the night.
:32:50
The Vandergeld Foundation's
annual charity auction.
:32:57
So bring your checkbook...
:32:59
dress to impress,
and we'll see you there. Have fun.