Win a Date with Tad Hamilton!
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:56:00
- This means nothing.
- You are unbelievable.

:56:03
What? Rosie, people like this
buy houses all the time.

:56:07
- lt's called a tax shelter.
- Peter.

:56:10
I can guarantee you
that by the end of today

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Tad's farm and his house
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and his fricking wheat
will be right back on the market.

:56:20
Why? What are you going to do?
:56:23
Nothing. You know,
just be a good neighbor.

:56:33
Howdy.
:56:35
- Tad, this place is unbelievable.
- Thanks, little lady.

:56:41
This barn sits on what they call
"the south 40."

:56:45
Yeah. I´m not sure exactly
how many acres that is, but

:56:50
I'm going to guess that's a lot.
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I'm going to guess 40.
:56:56
Oh, yeah. Could be.
:56:59
Tad, being a new farm owner and all,
:57:03
I know you'll probably get some people
to run this place for you, but...

:57:07
hell, I'd be happy to show you
a couple of everyday farm chores.

:57:10
Really? Pete, that would be great.
Thank you.

:57:13
Tad, that's not a problem.
:57:18
What you're going to do here
is grab on to one of the...

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essentially one of the nipples,
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and just pull it firmly but gently
towards the pail.

:57:29
You're going to freak out a...
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Mmm, look at all that creamy milk.
That a girl, Arleen. That a girl.

:57:38
- You are making old Tad thirsty.
- Where'd you learn to do that?

:57:42
Pete, you remember my remake
of The Grapes of Wrath?

:57:52
OK, so, the trick is
to take a full swing

:57:55
so as to split the log in one swift...

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