:16:00
You know what?
I got it.
:16:03
- I know.
- You know.
:16:07
You know what?
I don't mind paying,
:16:10
but I hate the fact that
you assume that I'm paying.
:16:13
That's just...
I mean, at least make a move.
:16:15
Like, make the reach for it
or something.
:16:28
What if you don't get
your ducks in a row?
:16:30
I'll get my ducks in a row.
In a line.
:16:36
What if it takes 20 years?
:16:38
It's not gonna take 20 years.
It's gonna take five years.
:16:42
Six, maybe. Max.
:16:45
You don't even have a job.
:16:48
- You don't even have an inkling of a job.
- See, that's not true.
:16:51
I'm kinda interested in all the stuff
going on with the Internet.
:16:55
Well, that's good.
I hear that's gonna be huge.
:16:58
- It will be.
- I'm sure.
:17:03
- Are you being sarcastic?
- No!
:17:06
I think you're gonna be beating away
chicks with a stick.
:17:11
Do you really think that
six years from now,
:17:13
a guy like me, with a job, a house,
a car - a nice car - and a future,
:17:19
you think I'm gonna have a problem
findin' somebody to fall in love with me?
:17:23
Oh, I think you're gonna have
a big problem.
:17:25
You...
:17:29
What are you doing?
:17:31
All right. I am writing down
my parents' phone number.
:17:36
- You live with your parents?
- No.
:17:38
Yes.
But not in six years, I won't.
:17:40
What does six years have anything
to do with it?
:17:42
Yeah, well, if you let me finish,
it's my whole... it's my whole point.
:17:45
Six years from now,
you call this phone number,
:17:49
my parents will answer the phone.
You ask 'em how to reach me.
:17:52
(Whispering)
They'll give you the number.
:17:54
Then you call my house, and when
my beautiful wife answers the phone,
:17:58
then you can ask her
where to send the 20 bucks you owe me.