:11:04
- I'm on Atkins.
- What?
:11:07
I have to eat all the time
to keep my metabolism up
:11:10
so my body becomes
a fat-burning machine
:11:12
so assholes like you
don't give me shit all the time!
:11:17
Easy, sport.
:11:20
All right, get ready. It's coming at you.
You might want to back up.
:11:32
Guys, it's a bunt.
:11:34
You seemed to imply you're
going to hit it out here.
:11:37
Yeah. Engelberg, that's a bunt, bud.
:11:40
You're supposed to pick it up,
throw the guy out at first base, okay?
:11:43
Here we go again,
picking on the fat kid.
:11:46
There's laws against this, you know.
Harassment!
:11:49
You better shut up before I tell
somebody you touched my pecker.
:11:53
Engelberg, will you throw
the goddamn ball already?
:12:12
Okay, listen up.
:12:16
Listen very carefully.
:12:20
Rule number one:
Don't mess with the Cadillac.
:12:23
Calm down,
it's a piece of crap anyway.
:12:26
For your information, it's a classic.
:12:29
And I got half a mind to find your old
man and kick him in the nuts so hard
:12:33
he can never foul the earth
with another little shit like you.
:12:36
So you keep your trap shut, okay?
:12:39
We're gonna get laughed at. We only
have a week till the season starts.
:12:42
Everyone's gonna laugh at us.
:12:44
This game is about a lot more
than talent, son, believe me.
:12:47
I'll say. I left more talent floating
in the shitter this morning
:12:51
than all you retarded
jerk-offs put together.
:12:53
You got a problem, dingleberry?
:12:56
Give me a few minutes,
I'll squeeze out a new coach too.