:32:00
Thanks. I really needed another
reason for people to laugh at me.
:32:23
- Need a ride?
- Go away.
:32:26
Come on, hop in.
I'll take you home.
:32:28
I'm not going home.
:32:42
All right, what's wrong?
:32:44
My dad's not from here.
:32:46
He thinks baseball's stupid.
:32:49
He says I should just worry
about school and work.
:32:52
But I want to do the things
my friends do.
:32:54
You know, American things.
:32:57
He said if I played,
I'd just embarrass myself.
:33:00
I guess he was right.
:33:05
I'm just gonna run away.
:33:07
Where are you gonna go?
:33:09
Salt Lake City.
:33:11
Why the hell would you want
to go there?
:33:14
I hear it looks like Washington D.C.
:33:17
Listen, kid, you don't want
to go to Salt Lake, trust me.
:33:21
They don't even like Africans
up there.
:33:23
- Armenian.
- Yeah, right.
:33:28
- Anyway, I think I can help you.
- Yeah?
:33:31
- Yep.
- How?
:33:33
Here's what you do.
:33:34
You go home, you look your old
man straight in the eye, and you say,
:33:37
"Guess what, Dad, we won today."
You know.
:33:40
- But we didn't win.
- Well, I know that.
:33:44
You lie your ass off. It's the only way.
Look, this is America.
:33:48
Besides that, you know,
he's not going to know.
:33:50
He's from Riki Tiki Tavi,
or wherever the hell it is.
:33:53
I used to do it with my pop
all the time.
:33:55
- Really?
- Yeah. You just tell them
:33:57
what they want to hear. You know,
"I didn't take the stereo."