Bad News Bears
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You played all six innings.
:45:03
- You ought to be proud of yourselves.
- Proud of what?

:45:06
These things take time, guys.
:45:08
- So does heart disease.
- And torture.

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And physical therapy.
:45:16
I did do some simple flowcharting
and data analysis.

:45:19
And if you graph out our errors
and other parameters,

:45:22
compared to the last game,
:45:24
we've actually improved
by a considerable percentage.

:45:27
Great.
:45:29
We went from suck to stink.
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See, that's the spirit.
We're getting better.

:45:36
Now, Friday we play the Angels.
:45:40
Now, what does that mean
for the Angels?

:45:42
- Bad news for the Angels.
- You're damn right, it does.

:45:45
Now, come on. Get off your asses,
and let's go get some hot dogs

:45:48
and some Sunny D or whatever
the hell you guys drink these days.

:46:10
Just leave me alone
will you, Buttermaker.

:46:12
I'm too young to have a stalker.
:46:14
Come on, Amanda,
just a few games, please?

:46:16
I need to make money.
:46:18
I need to buy clothes, makeup.
I'm saving up for a car.

:46:23
You wear makeup?
:46:24
What happened to
the Barbie oven with the muffin light?

:46:30
That was like 20 years ago.
I'm all grown up now.

:46:34
Yeah, you're probably right.
:46:38
I'm sure your arm
sucks now, anyhow.

:46:40
God, that is so lame.
Reverse psychology?

:46:44
You're such a loser.
Man, you must have a big one,

:46:48
because I don't know what else
my mom saw in you.

:46:50
You're not supposed to be
talking about my... My one.

:46:53
You're 12 years old.
:46:55
As far as you know,
I'm like G.I. Joe down there, okay?

:46:58
I have the Internet, you know.
I'm not stupid.


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