1:02:00
Mix up in yo' kitchen?
What is it? Hair crack?
1:02:05
The stuff is great.
They should be sellin' it in stores!
1:02:07
They should.
They really should.
1:02:10
Gina. I know a few corporate vendors
on the beauty supply side.
1:02:13
They're always lookin'
for the next big thing.
1:02:15
Well. Hey. You know
I wanna be the next big thing.
1:02:17
Well. Float me a few bottles.
I'll see what I can do.
1:02:19
Girl. I will float you a damn case.
1:02:21
Why you holdin' out, Gina?
Hook us up with some o' your hair crack.
1:02:24
It is not hair crack. It's conditioner.
1:02:26
Yeah, Gina. Hook us up!
1:02:31
Either you got a bee sting
of the breasts
1:02:33
or you got some serious work
done to your bosom area.
1:02:36
I sure did and I love 'em.
1:02:38
Well. For $8.000 a pop.
You better love 'em.
1:02:40
Hold up. Heidi.
1:02:42
You paid 8.000
American dollars... per titty?
1:02:46
Yes. I did.
1:02:48
Girl. You coulda bought
yourself a Saturn with that.
1:02:51
Now. You see all this right here.
All this ludicrousness goin' on here?
1:02:54
Okay. This implant. Plastic surgery stuff?
It's more of a white girl thing.
1:02:57
No, Chanel.
Black girls get it done. Too.
1:03:00
I'm not sayin' we don't.
1:03:02
I'm just sayin'. You know.
We don't get all crazy like y'all do.
1:03:04
You know. Injecting your asses
in your lips is just nasty.
1:03:07
Girl. Who you tellin'?
1:03:08
Now. I may get a couple
o' unruly back or chest hairs plucked.
1:03:12
Other than that.
I just be chillin'. I don't...
1:03:18
What?
1:03:20
So. What I'm saying is.
You know. Some folks. You know.
1:03:23
Have to pay to look good.
While other are just born that way.
1:03:27
It's the Motherland. Baby.
1:03:29
Well. Which way were you born.
Ass-backwards?
1:03:32
Because statements
like that just personifies your ignorance
1:03:34
as it pertains to the topic of beauty.
1:03:40
Excuse me? I know Botox Barbie
isn't tryin' to call me ignorant.
1:03:45
- I heard her say "your mama, "
- Hey. Calm down. Hussies.
1:03:47
This ain't no remake
o' "Black Mama. White Mama"!
1:03:49
I throw the peace card on ya.
1:03:51
Thank you. Miss Josephine.
1:03:52
Come on. Let's go get this hair done.
So you need to shampoo...