1:06:02
You won't hear anybody
playin' this at my recital.
1:06:05
- So what are you gonna play?
- I don't know.
1:06:09
- I'm all confused.
- What are you confused about?
1:06:12
Listen to your heart...
1:06:15
...and your fingers will follow.
1:06:27
So. This next song
goes out to all the finger-in-your-face,
1:06:31
Callin'- me-out-my-name heifers,
1:06:33
You can get all up
in my face if you want to,
1:06:35
But don't get it twisted. Baby,
1:06:36
'Cause guess what?
1:06:42
Well. I'll take your man
right out the box
1:06:45
And put him
under my padlocks
1:06:47
So when you see us together
chillin' in the place
1:06:49
Cold walkin' and sportin' him
in your face
1:06:52
Go ahead. Roll your eyes.
Suck your teeth
1:06:54
Keep huffin' and puffin'
like a dog in heat
1:06:56
You know whassup
I ain't no poo-putt
1:06:58
'Cause Pepa kicks butt off
young bucks like you
1:07:02
And the rest of your crew
1:07:03
If moms want static
I'll diss her. Too
1:07:05
So scram.
You know who I am
1:07:08
Damn. Chick.
Don't play me close
1:07:09
'Cause I'll take your m...
1:07:17
You know. I was just...
1:07:19
Takin' someone's man?
1:07:23
I'll take your man
1:07:26
So I'm not playin'
any Beethoven or Mozart.
1:07:27
Too overdone.
I'm thinkin' Coltrane or Monk.
1:07:30
Too overdone.
I'm thinkin' Coltrane or Monk.
1:07:33
Then again. Some Miles
or Stevie Wonder. Maybe some...
1:07:36
Girl. Go and play
with your little friend. Please.
1:07:41
Clown.
1:07:42
Yo. Whassup. V?
1:07:43
- Still shootin' behinds. Huh?
- Yup.
1:07:45
The booty is the cornerstone
of all hip-hop videos today.
1:07:48
If it ain't shakin'. It ain't sellin'.
1:07:50
Whatever.
1:07:51
Are you down for some Krispy Kreme?
I got the hook-up.
1:07:54
My play cousin. Howard.
Works over there.
1:07:56
He got shrimp doughnuts.
He got buffalo doughnuts...
1:07:59
He got... big booty doughnuts.