:07:01
- I look great?
- Yeah.
:07:02
I always look great. That's a given.
:07:04
- And the important thing is...
- What?
:07:06
I have no idea what
the important thing is.
:07:08
I'm telling you, I feel like
I'm about to go out of my mind.
:07:11
You know, I want my life back. Okay?
I want my wife and my house.
:07:16
I wanna be a movie star again. I mean,
what the hell happened, Richie?
:07:20
Things were going so great
for a while.
:07:22
Last Year in Katmandu.
It cost 140 mil to make.
:07:26
Grossed 1.6.
The only DVD to sell no copies.
:07:29
We probably shouldn't have shot it
in black-and-white.
:07:31
But now you're gonna do a television
series and it's gonna be a hit.
:07:34
So pull yourself together, man,
because you look like Don Johnson.
:07:37
- But in a bad way.
- Okay, I got it.
:07:40
- I'll pull myself together.
- Let's go.
:07:41
And don't get all nice on me.
Be mean.
:07:43
I'm gonna be mean.
I'm gonna be mean.
:07:46
Hit me. There you go.
:07:47
You're the Jackerator, baby.
Let's go. Let's go. Come on.
:07:50
Yo, gentlemen.
How are you? Oh!
:07:53
- Hey, hello.
- Jack Wyatt.
:07:54
- Hi, I'm Jack.
- Oh. Huge fan. Huge.
:07:57
- How are the kids, guys?
- Great.
:07:59
Good. Well, let's cut the chitchat.
:08:01
- Thank you. I'm Jack, by the way.
- Nina.
:08:03
- Jack wants to do the show.
- That's great.
:08:05
- I wanna do it.
- That's great. That's terrific.
:08:08
He only has one concern.
:08:09
We had the same concern.
:08:11
But we think everyone's forgotten
about Last Year in Katmandu.
:08:14
Unless they saw it.
:08:15
His concern is...
:08:18
...the witch has all the fun.
:08:20
You will be fun.
:08:22
We're changing it from the original.
:08:24
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't all go crazy.
Okay? I mean, it is Bewitched.
:08:29
I mean, Samantha should be strong.
Right? This should be a two-hander.
:08:34
Oh, my God. Huh?
Hey. What a relief.
:08:37
I was worried because Larry told me
you'd want to tilt the show toward you...
:08:42
Stu, Stu.
:08:43
We gotta have a great ensemble
is what I'm thinking. You know?
:08:46
Endora, the next-door neighbors,
all those crazy family members.
:08:50
Who's gonna play Uncle Arthur? Huh?
I used to love Uncle Arthur.
:08:53
Well, we're looking for Uncle Arthur.
:08:55
- Your table's ready.
- Thank you.
:08:57
I don't know if you remember...
:08:59
...but when he'd appear in the mirror,
it would crack. It would always crack.