:09:02
And you knew it was coming,
and yet, every time it happened...
:09:05
...I laughed and I laughed
and I laughed.
:09:08
- Can I talk to you?
- I loved it.
:09:10
"Hi, Sammy."
:09:12
One second, fellas. We'll meet
you guys at the table, all right?
:09:16
Hey, I like those guys. What?
:09:19
- You're being a pussy.
- What?
:09:21
You're being a pussy, pussy, pussy!
:09:24
No, I'm not!
I want the show to be good.
:09:26
You want the show to be...
You know what?
:09:28
Jack Wyatt's doing TV now
because his film career ate it!
:09:31
And he's not even the clear star
of his own show.
:09:34
Jack, screw Uncle Arthur.
Hell, screw ensembles, man.
:09:38
- I'm being a pussy.
- Yes.
:09:39
If this show tanks, you'll be on
Hollywood Squares for 10 years.
:09:43
You will also be the mayor
of Pussytown.
:09:45
I don't wanna be the mayor
of Pussytown.
:09:47
Get in there and be
the sheriff of Ballsville.
:09:50
- All right?
- Okay.
:09:51
- Bring it.
- Okay.
:09:53
Let's go.
:09:57
- Stop that.
- Sorry, sorry.
:09:59
Sorry, guys, where were we?
:10:01
Couple of big names are available
for Samantha.
:10:07
- To hell with that.
- Yeah.
:10:09
I want an unknown in the lead.
All right?
:10:11
A hot new face that's gonna look good
and set me up.
:10:13
Because I have worked my ass off
to the bone for too long...
:10:18
...to build up the brand value
of the name Jack Wyatt!
:10:23
- This show has one star.
- And I want three trailers.
:10:26
Nobody in television
has three trailers.
:10:29
He wants them, you get them.
:10:31
And I want my own makeup team
in matching jumpsuits.
:10:35
And a leopard!
I want a pet leopard.
:10:37
With a diamond-studded collar.
Real diamonds.
:10:40
- That's enough, Jack.
- And a cake.
:10:42
A two-story-high cake.
Every Wednesday's Cake Day.
:10:45
And we're gonna bring it out...
:10:47
...and we're gonna pretend
it's a surprise.
:10:49
Because it's Cake Day.
:10:51
We get it, Jack.
:10:52
If we have a leopard, we're gonna
have major insurance issues.
:10:56
We're willing to give
on the leopard.
:10:58
It's getting hard to breathe.