:27:02
- Hello.
- That's enough.
:27:05
Now do that thing that you do.
:27:10
Isn't that great?
:27:13
That was great. Great.
Just stand there.
:27:17
And guess who's playing Endora.
:27:20
Ladies and gentlemen, please
welcome the great, the legendary...
:27:26
...Miss Iris Smythson,
as my mother-in-law.
:27:29
That's right.
:27:31
Iris Smythson. Iris?
:27:35
- Iris?
- All right, what's going on?
:27:50
Iris Smythson.
:27:53
And of course she hates me.
Don't you?
:27:55
Anything you say, Jerry.
:27:57
Jack. See what I mean?
That's a joke, right?
:28:00
Endora used to refer to Darrin
as Derwood.
:28:02
No, I just forgot your name.
:28:05
But the news here
isn't Iris Smythson...
:28:08
... or Jack Wyatt,
who's trying the small screen...
:28:11
... after the twin disasters
of his last movie...
:28:14
... and a messy split
from his wife, Sheila...
:28:16
... who's already found
someone new...
:28:18
... after a marriage that lasted
only 19 months.
:28:21
Didn't she leave him for a
snowboarder/underwear model?
:28:25
He's a moronlidiot.
:28:27
- That's right.
- Aren't they living together?
:28:29
Yes, in my house! My house
that I bought before I even met her.
:28:33
And she won't move
or sign the divorce papers.
:28:36
The big news is the surprise casting
of an unknown as Samantha.
:28:40
Her name is Isabel Bigelow...
:28:42
... and she's quite the charmer,
isn't she?
:28:45
- That's magic.
- So, what's Jack Wyatt thinking?
:28:48
"My career has tanked,
so I'll fix it by playing Darrin"?
:28:51
Yeah. Because that's crazy.
Who's running his life?
:28:54
Plus, he did not look well.
:28:56
Not look well? I look fine.
:28:59
I'm extremely healthy.