1:01:02
That's for real?
A three in front of a two?
1:01:04
Oh, my God!
1:01:06
Wait, I have something to say.
1:01:07
A 32 and she got 99?!
1:01:10
Were they high?!
1:01:11
Were the people
in the test group high?
1:01:14
Did we drug test them?
1:01:16
Were they just sitting in the studio,
smoking crack, saying:
1:01:20
"Let's give her a 99 and him a 32.
By the way, I'm high on crack"?!
1:01:25
I have something to say!
1:01:27
What?!
1:01:28
You're a jerk.
1:01:30
What did you just say?
1:01:35
I said, you're a jerk!
1:01:38
Everything is about you.
1:01:41
You are selfish.
And you are self-centered.
1:01:44
And you lied to me, you said you
needed me. You don't need anyone!
1:01:48
Listen, sweetie, why don't you go to
your trailer and take a Midol?
1:01:51
Hey! You be quiet,
or I'll give you a tail!
1:01:54
- Just calm down.
- You sit down!
1:01:58
Sit down!
1:02:02
This show is supposed to be
about a marriage.
1:02:05
A real marriage, with real problems,
like what color to paint the kitchen...
1:02:10
...or, I don't know, other problems,
I can't even think of them now.
1:02:13
But the only problems you care about
are your own!
1:02:16
No wonder the audience
doesn't like this show!
1:02:20
A witch marries a mortal.
1:02:22
Who in their right mind
would want to marry you?
1:02:24
- Hey!
- Excuse me. That's it. You're fired.
1:02:27
Doesn't matter. I quit!
1:02:31
Yeah! So...
1:02:34
...you better call my agent.
1:02:36
You don't have an agent.
1:02:38
Then call my cable man!
1:02:50
Sorry. So...
1:02:53
You all right?
1:02:54
No one's talked to me like that
in 20 years.
1:02:56
Once a week a woman
talks to me like that.
1:02:59
She just stripped me bare
and stuck the knife in.