1:30:06
Oh, my God.
1:30:07
It was a dream.
1:30:09
Thank God.
1:30:12
No such luck, Jackie boy.
1:30:15
Stay back!
1:30:16
Okay, okay. You are not real.
You're from the TV show.
1:30:20
You have blond highlights...
1:30:22
...and had to wear a girdle
on your last movie.
1:30:25
Who's calling who not real?
1:30:26
Okay, I do not believe this.
I am not...
1:30:29
You are...
1:30:31
- You are real.
- Temporarily.
1:30:34
Oh, Uncle Arthur.
You're my favorite character.
1:30:38
I know.
1:30:39
What the hell's going on?
1:30:41
You need help.
Your love life's a mess, buddy boy.
1:30:44
I know, I'm miserable.
1:30:46
So am I. I have been in reruns
for 32 years.
1:30:51
I need the sizzle of prime time!
I need to get this show back on the air.
1:30:55
Okay, this is very complicated
and unsettling, all right?
1:30:58
I don't think I understand.
1:31:00
Oh. All right.
1:31:01
Do you want the short version
or the long version?
1:31:05
Keep in mind that the long version
is in Aramaic.
1:31:08
The short version.
1:31:10
You got involved with a witch,
and when you do that...
1:31:13
...weird stuff happens.
1:31:16
- That's it?
- Do I have to explain everything?
1:31:19
Okay, here's the deal. I'm not real.
1:31:23
- Iris is a witch.
- Iris is a witch?
1:31:26
Don't dwell. And, in my opinion...
1:31:28
...that manager of yours, Richie...
- What?
1:31:30
...isn't even human.
1:31:32
- Now, where was I?
- When?
1:31:34
Before you woke up. Oh, right!
Who wants to be with a witch?
1:31:38
Crazy crap like this
would always be happening!
1:31:40
And your point is?
1:31:41
- The point is, you'd never know.
- What?
1:31:44
Whether you were in love with her,
or whether she put a spell on you.
1:31:47
Like when you first spotted her in the
bookstore. Probably her idea, right?
1:31:51
No, that was my idea.
1:31:53
- Oh, that's terrible.
- I know, I just love to blend.
1:31:57
And when you got down on your knees
and you begged her to take the job.