:22:04
l'm the Junior World Champion
Gum Chewer.
:22:06
This piece of gum
l'm chewing right now...
:22:08
...l've been working on for
three months solid. That's a record.
:22:12
Of course, l did have my share
of trophies, mostly baton.
:22:17
So it says that one kid's gonna get
this special prize, better than all the rest.
:22:21
l don't care who those other four are.
That kid, it's gonna be me.
:22:25
Tell them why, Violet.
:22:27
Because I'm a winner.
:22:29
What a beastly girl.
:22:31
Despicable.
:22:33
You don't know
what we're talking about.
:22:37
Dragonflies?
:22:39
But wait, this is just in.
:22:40
The fourth golden ticket has been found
by a boy called Mike Teavee.
:22:57
All you had to do was track
the manufacturing dates...
:23:00
...offset by weather
and the derivative of the Nikkei lndex.
:23:04
A retard could figure it out.
:23:07
Most of the time
l don't know what he's talking about.
:23:09
You know, kids these days,
what with all the technology....
:23:12
Die! Die! Die!
:23:16
Doesn't seem like
they stay kids very long.
:23:23
ln the end,
l only had to buy one candy bar.
:23:26
-And how did it taste?
-l don't know.
:23:29
l hate chocolate.
:23:30
Well, it's a good thing you're going to
a chocolate factory, you ungrateful little--
:23:44
That question is,
who will be the winner of the last gold--?
:23:53
-Dad?
-Yes, Charlie?
:23:55
Why aren't you at work?
:23:58
Oh, well, the toothpaste factory
thought they'd give me a bit of time off.