:29:01
Eat it. Go on.
:29:03
lt'll be delicious. lt's the same bar.
:29:05
lt's just gotten a little smaller
on the journey, that's all.
:29:16
lt's great.
:29:18
lt's a miracle.
:29:21
So imagine, you're sitting at home
watching television...
:29:24
...and suddenly a commercial will flash
onto the screen, and a voice will say:
:29:27
"Wonka's chocolates
are the best in the world.
:29:32
lf you don't believe us,
try one for yourself."
:29:35
And you simply reach out and take it.
:29:40
How about that?
:29:41
So can you send other things?
:29:43
Say, like, breakfast cereal?
:29:45
Do you have any idea
what breakfast cereal's made of?
:29:48
lt's those little curly wooden shavings
you find in pencil sharpeners.
:29:51
But could you send it by TV
if you wanted to?
:29:53
-Of course l could.
-What about people?
:29:56
Well, why would l wanna send a person?
They don't taste very good at all.
:29:59
Don't you realize what you've invented?
lt's a teleporter.
:30:03
lt's the most important invention
in the history of the world.
:30:05
And all you think about is chocolate.
:30:08
Calm down, Mike.
:30:09
l think Mr. Wonka knows
what he's talking about.
:30:12
No, he doesn't. He has no idea.
:30:14
You think he's a genius,
but he's an idiot.
:30:17
But l'm not.
:30:23
Hey, little boy.
:30:26
Don't push my button.