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All right, gentlemen,
give me two lines!
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Okay, young sirs, we're gonna
take it to the next level.
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Everything I knew about basketball,
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I learned from women.
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I have a sister, her name's Diane.
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She was always on my case
about every little thing.
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Matter of fact, she still is.
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"Turn down that radio!
You eat the last piece of cake?
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Did you drink all the Kool-Aid?"
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She was always in my face.
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So when I call "Diane,"
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we're gonna play straight
man-to-man pressure defense.
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Worm! No, no, no, no, sir.
:24:48
Look at your defensive posture.
:24:49
Come on. Split your man.
Back straight, butt down.
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This hand guards against the passing
lane, this hand protects the crossover.
:24:55
All right? Palms up!
Get your head in the game.
:24:59
Now we have Delilah.
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She was my childhood sweetheart.
:25:04
Sir, was she hot?
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Oh, yes, sir.
She was steaming hot.
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But she was the devil.
That girl was evil.
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I remember once she tricked me
into stealing brownies
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from Christ the King
First Baptist Church bake sale.
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She smiled
and got her way out of it,
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while I damn near had to wear
a pillow on my butt
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for a month
before I could sit down.
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Delilah, gentlemen.
She's our trap defense.
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Take notes, freshman. This is as
close as you gonna get to playing.
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Come on, come on. Move, move!
Delilah! Delilah! Delilah!
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Now, I know you're all
concerned that
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we didn't work
on our offense during practice.
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We have all season to do that.
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But what did we do in practice,
Mr. Stone?