Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
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:19:00
...this would have never happened.
:19:05
l just gotta see
what all the fuss was about.

:19:13
Goddamn!
:19:15
No wonder Delisha never came back.
:19:17
That shit's the real
Loch Ness monster.

:19:22
What's over there?
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-Look where his hand is.
-What the shit is this?

:19:28
What you looking at?
Turn off them damn cameras!

:19:31
l ain't gay! l was only
looking down his pants...

:19:34
...becausse l heard his schlong
was so big and juicy.

:19:37
Wait a minute.
That didn't sound right.

:19:39
-Perv!
-Give me them damn cameras.

:19:44
Where is he?
:19:46
We now interrupt Naked Seinfeld
for this special report.

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The suspected Man-whore Killer...
:19:51
...has been spotted
on the Prinsengracht Canal...

:19:53
...attempting to dispose
of his latest victim.

:19:57
-I ain't gay!
-The suspected killer...

:19:59
...has been identified as
Tiberius Jefferson Hicks.

:20:02
-You idiot.
-He is still at large...

:20:04
-...and extremely....
-Hold it!

:20:06
Hey. Hey, guys! How's it going?
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-Where is he?
-l don't know.

:20:13
-Where is he?
-l swear l don't know.

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Your loyalty is impressive, sir.
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You've once been arrested for
man-whoring, were you not?

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Look, l wasn't really man-whoring
:20:26
Please, Mr. Bigalow.
l've heard this a thoussand times.

:20:30
You were cold, you were frightened.
:20:32
He took you under his arm
and fed you.

:20:35
He made you feel sexy.
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He told you how to hide money
in every orifice.

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But your friend is obviously a killer.
:20:44
T.J.'s not a killer.
:20:46
lf he isn't a murderer...
:20:48
...then what was he doing
checking out a dead man's penis?

:20:52
l guess he was curiouss.
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He heard it was big and jusicy...
:20:58
...and wanted to see for himself.

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