Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
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:21:01
A lot of guys do that.
:21:04
No, they don't.
:21:09
Okay.
:21:11
T.J.'s gay.
:21:13
-Really?
-Not normal-gay, but, you know...

:21:17
...crazy-gay, you know?
:21:21
Musical-theater-gay.
:21:25
ls that why he puts lipstick...
:21:28
...on all his victims?
:21:32
Wait a minute.
:21:34
ln the alley, l heard
someone whistling.

:21:38
And l saw someone.
:21:42
A woman...
:21:45
...in a leopard coat.
:21:48
People see a lot of crazy things
when they're high on spacecake.

:21:52
There's drugs in spacecake?
:21:54
Mr. Bigalow, l will find your pimp
whether you help me or not.

:22:05
-T.J., thank God you're here.
-How'd you find me?

:22:08
lt's the only chicken
and waffle place in Holland.

:22:10
So a black man's gotta be
at a chicken and waffles place?

:22:13
That's racist.
:22:15
-But you are here.
-Yeah, but figuring it out is racist.

:22:21
-lt's a nice place.
-Did you know Holland invented...

:22:24
-...chicken and waffles?
-Really?

:22:26
Before that, you could only
get chicken or waffles.

:22:29
But they were the first
to put them together.

:22:33
Black people all over the world will be
forever grateful to the Dutch for that.

:22:36
You do know the Dustch
started the slave trade.

:22:39
Those motherfuckers!
:22:48
Who let them print this?
:22:49
Look, we're gonna prove
that you didn't kill anyone.

:22:54
l don't give a damn about that.
lt's the ''extremely gay'' part.

:22:57
lf l'm a murderer, they'll welcome
me home with open arms.


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