Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
prev.
play.
mark.
next.

:45:03
Ladies and gentlemen,
I'm very happy that Scotland Yard...

:45:06
...has now joined the search
for the gay killer, Tiberius Jefferson.

:45:10
Thank you very much.
:45:13
So how about this next one?
Svetlana Revenko.

:45:17
The Russsian women are
a little freaky down below.

:45:19
Hair start in the front,
don't end till it get to the back.

:45:23
So if you gotta give
a little mouth-to-south...

:45:25
...put a clothespin on your nose.
:45:28
l'll keep that in mind.
:45:32
Wish me luck.
:45:34
Gasov. You mind changing that
to the weather channel?

:45:40
lt's gonna be cold tomorrow.
:45:44
l have been waiting for you,
Mr. Bigalow.

:45:50
Aren't you afraid to work with the
Man-whore Killer on the loose?

:45:55
What do you know about it?
:45:56
Apparently there's some maniac
who's killing them all.

:45:59
Some people say they deserve it.
What do you think?

:46:02
l think everything
happens for reason.

:46:06
You're probably wondering
why l'm wearing this veil.

:46:09
l wasn't, but if you
wanna talk about it, cool.

:46:13
l grew up in Chernobyl.
:46:15
Chernobyl.
:46:17
-What a pretty name.
-My mother...

:46:19
...she work in nuclear reactor
when she was pregnant with me.

:46:24
lnstead of a nose, l was born
with an appendage on my face.

:46:30
A male appendage.
:46:35
No shit?
:46:37
l have always been a little
self-conciouss about it.

:46:41
Well, you shouldn't. l mean....
:46:44
A lot of women would love
to have a guy's dick on their face.

:46:49
Yours is just permanent.
:46:54
You are sweet.
:46:56
And very handsome
for an American.


prev.
next.