:56:21
Hey, this thing is locked.
:56:32
Man! l only heard about this place.
:56:35
This is where
man-whoring all started.
:56:39
Check it out. You know who this is?
:56:42
He was the first guy
to keep from shooting his load...
:56:44
...by thinking about sports.
:56:48
This guy, here?
Baron Von Doggy Style.
:56:52
Led a pimping expedition
to the Arctic Circle.
:56:54
Froze to death
sixty-nining a moose.
:56:57
The only thing left of him
is this stick...
:57:00
...which he used
to bitch-slap Eskimos.
:57:08
Now, this brother here,
Kunta Kuntlicker.
:57:12
He's the Jackie Robinson
of ass-eating.
:57:18
Vladmir Suckmeov.
:57:20
The first man-ho in space.
They were studying...
:57:23
...the effects of zero gravity
on the reach-around.
:57:25
-Will you cut it out?
-l'm sorry. This is my Graceland.
:57:32
Hey. Wait a minute.
Hey, check this out.
:57:36
That's the blond lady with the
leopard coat. This must be the killer.
:57:41
So, what are you going to wear
to the Man-whore Awards?
:57:44
l thought l'd go with a tux and satin
chaps with my ass-plug cuff link..
:57:49
-You left the trophy case open again.
-Whoa, papa, that wasn't me.
:57:52
Deucey.
:57:55
-l gotta fart.
-You gotta what?
:57:57
-l gotta fart.
-Well, hold it.