1:04:00
She's clearly ill
and she needs our help.
1:04:03
You're absolutely right.
1:04:04
You know, the only thing
l can't think of is motive.
1:04:08
l mean, what could she
have against man-whores?
1:04:10
Maybe because they represent
a decline of this once glorious city...
1:04:15
...which has become a new Sodom
and Gomorrah for rich college kids...
1:04:18
...to smoke hash, to fornicate
with Venezuselan hookers...
1:04:21
...or to defecate on our
historic cobblestone streets.
1:04:26
They don't defecate on the streets.
1:04:33
Well, how do you know he's a tourist?
l mean, he could be a local.
1:04:42
Where is Eva now?
1:04:45
She's at your house.
1:04:46
Good.
1:04:55
Do you really think you need
all those weapons?
1:04:58
She doesn't seem that dangerous.
1:05:00
-You're not gonna hurt her, are you?
-You can never be too careful.
1:05:06
-That poor guy.
-What a dipshit.
1:05:10
Tonight, the sexually-inadequate men
of Europe can breathe easy...
1:05:11
Tonight, the sexually-inadequate men
of Europe can breathe easy...
1:05:14
...safe in the knowledge that all
of the continent's finest gigolos...
1:05:18
...are right here under one roof,
all asking:
1:05:22
''Who is gonna walk away
with the Golden Boner?''
1:05:26
In this car, we have Assapopulus
and his date for the evening.
1:05:30
-Damn it.
-His mother.
1:05:31
She's the woman that made me
start into prostitustion...
1:05:35
...made me go into prostitustion.
l wanted to become a doctor, but....
1:05:39
Uncle, you home?
1:05:41
What a beautiful couple,
mother and man-whore.
1:05:46
''Man-Whore Awards''?
1:05:48
Please welcome your host for this
evening. Johnny Vaughan.
1:05:51
Thank you very much. Can I just say,
ladies, gentlemen, man-whores...
1:05:56
...a night where we celebrate guys
who can get wood no matter what.